Give Us What??!!??
Aug 3rd, 2008 by craig
You know how every now and then something comes into your head and just sort of rattles around in there, trying to find a home. Well, as I was driving home from work the other day I noticed this sign and it’s been rattling around my head ever since.
So, can someone explain that to me in a way that makes sense? I just don’t get it…
Sam suggested that perhaps it has something to do with transubstantiation, the belief that the sacrament actually becomes the body and blood of Christ…. however, I thought that was just a Catholic doctorine and as you can see, this was at an Adventist church. Perhaps Adventists believe it as well, but the sign is still a little unnerving. And it got even creepier when J’Neil pointed out that the other side of the sign said “Everyone Welcome.”
That is way creepy.
Maybe it has to do with the “milk before meat” scripture, and these guys think they’re ready for the meat? Either way it’s a bit unnerving and makes me glad I live on this side of the Cascades.
I think they are cannibals. Tim believes that Pastor Fred is trying to be confusing so one must show up for the sermon to find out why he places creepy messages on his marquee.
Perhaps Pastor Fred is just hungry ??
Maybe Pastor Fred has put his congregation on a low-carb regimine?