Craig's Blog of Destiny

On my phone system at the office I have a voicemail program that will email me whenever I recieve a voicemail.  Of course, I can call in and listen to my messages on my phone, but the email also has an audio file of the message so I could listen to it on my computer.  But what’s really fun is that they use voice recognition to create a text of the voicemail that is also in the email I recieve.  Sometimes the text isn’t quite right.  I’ve copied some of that text, unedited, below.  Can you figure out what was actually said?  I’ll list the correct version in the comments section.  

Hi Craig, this is Cristina from Barren Genoble

I just jumble my menses computer and print about format

I was going to King Coast and radio shock in the hell lepton

I’m in the Malloy office today

I’m wondering a mostly

I have an eternal plan with this group

so I forgot crumb but hell of none of the marine arrested

Good morning Crai Godzilla

I need to find out when you guys are women

I was calling about your a wide x-ray

really any day they captured

their shifts are over cheating

King Coast is Quarrel Wilson

I was not then open

I’m here for 20 days more and then I will begun

I promises I’m gonna go with you anywhere

to the email that you send Eric Oarse

John spoke with her this morning at some links

I have a quick question about the hostile and complainants plan

I have planned to have nice abs but I don’t have regular abs