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    This is Brilliant

    Oct 27th, 2009 by craig

    pet_collageSome folks are offering a pet service specifically to those Christians that believe they’re going to be called directly to heaven in the event of Rapture.  For a small fee (around $110.00) the service promises believing Christians that if the Rapture happens, their pets (that have been left behind) will be taken care of.  Ok, good idea, but here’s the smart part:  the guarantee specifically stipulates that an atheist, a certified atheist, will be the one to take care of your pet.  One group actually promises their atheist don’t convert:  “Every month or every week the members of this group will have to click on [a] Web site and verify that they have been blaspheming, and they still have not accepted Jesus.”  

    That’s brilliant, absolutely brilliant.

    Posted in Random Thoughts | 7 Comments

    7 Comments to “This is Brilliant”


    1. on 28 Oct 2009 at 8:08 am1Ashley Rae

      lolol…


    2. on 28 Oct 2009 at 9:36 am2Kristin

      This is hysterical! If I were an animal lover, I might sign up…


    3. on 28 Oct 2009 at 9:51 am3Jeff

      What they need to do is offer child care service for parents that don’t think their kids will make it past the rapture. Then the business would boom!


    4. on 28 Oct 2009 at 12:11 pm4Anonymous

      lol! How do I sign up.. I’m thinking I’m a lock to go first.. I have plants that will need to be looked after.


    5. on 28 Oct 2009 at 1:01 pm5Allison

      LOLOL… This is wonderful Those darn atheists are so clever, aren’t they?


    6. on 19 Nov 2009 at 5:46 pm6Robert

      God, I wonder how many people have signed up…???