Craig's Blog of Destiny

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Ok, we thought we’d heard the last from Shane’s apparent girlfriend, but last night I had the following exchange, from a different number.

xxxxxxx905:
Hey shane this is katie briana’s sister!  I need to get her clothes back please quite playing games and text me back!

[I was pleased that katie seemed to use better language than briana]

Me:
Hi katie. As I tried and tried to tell briana last weekend, i’m not shane, i’m craig. I wish I could help you, but i’m really not shane.

xxxxxxx905:
Im sorry but im having hard time believing that because i got your number from someone else!  But if this is infact not shane then im sure you know who he is and have his number and i would really appreciate it f you could give it to me!!

Me: [at this point I sent a multi-media message with this picture attached; granted, not a great picture, but it is of me last night.  The subject line was “i’m really not shane, i’m craig”]
this is me.  i’m 53, I have 6 kids and 6 grandkids, i don’t drive a truck, i drive a bmw.  i don’t chill at the mall.  sometimes i play guitar, though i’m not much of a singer.  if you call me anytime, from any number, i’ll answer it “this is craig” because that is my name.

I haven’t heard back from either Katie or Briana.  I probably should have told them that I’ve had the number for about 12 years now, and I’m wishing I had told them that I don’t know Shane either; perhaps I’ll have a chance to later.